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The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 9

Welcome to another edition of the lowest-cash-award-for-a-photo-caption-contest on the Internet, the $5.37 Caption This Contest!

Thanks to everyone who entered the most recent iteration of the contest last week.

There were so many AWESOME entries this time, that I couldn’t decide on one myself. So I contacted my local congressional representative who quickly impaneled an independent 50-person task force, which issued its decision in a 200 page report (our tax payer dollars have to be put to good use).

Thanks to such congressional efficiency, it was determined that the lucky winner is Erin Sherman Hatton see her caption below.

“Three inches below the knee, dear. You’re a lady, not an animal.”

Congratulations to the victor – who can message me at Facebook or on Twitter with an appropriate email address.

That will allow me  to send the incredibly generous $5.37 cash prize via Paypal or as an Amazon e-gift card.

For everyone else who didn’t win the “Caption This” Contest – please don’t be discouraged and take heart because it’s time for another round. Here are the rules!

  • On Fridays (or when I feel like it) I’ll post some kind of amusing, ironic or ambiguous photo that you’re then invited to develop a caption for in the comment section below.
  • Captions will be accepted until the next image is posted, at which time I’ll also announce the previous contest winner.
  • The creator of the funniest, caption will receive an Amazon e-gift card or Paypal deposit for the princely sum of $5.37.
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like but each entry must be a separate comment.

As background, why such a randomly specific cash prize you ask???

I allowed my 8-year old the option of selecting the prize amount – up to $10.00 – and $5.37 was the number she chose (go figure).

Here’s this week’s caption image – good luck!!!

Photo Credit: Creative Commons – weddingssc12

  • JeffSD

    Back home the barber cuts the top fairly short and takes a little off the sides.

  • http://www.logan.cc/blog/ Bryan

    Kayla Maroney is still not impressed, even on her wedding day.

  • KWoodsMK

    Eh…what’s a little underarm razor burn on your wedding night?

  • http://somewiseguy.com/ ThatGuyKC

    “Do you think they’ll notice the 3 inch hair on my legs?”

  • http://randomlychad.com Chad Jones

    “Can’t have you going to the ceremony all scruffy like a nerf herder, now can we?”

  • Brad

    Friends don’t let friends shave drunk.

  • hipmamamedia

    Thanks, Mom.

  • hipmamamedia

    “If I were getting married in Europe I won’t need to do this and the wine would be French.”

    • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

      Hi Maria, just wanted to let you know that this was the winning caption for this week’s contest! Let me know if you’d like the fiscally-responsible award delivered via PayPal or Amazon :-)

  • http://www.livefullyblog.com/ Evan Forester

    Do you really think this will help with the smell? I’m not so sure…

  • http://jonstolpe.com/ Jon Stolpe

    Taking the responsibilities of a brides maid to a whole new level!

  • Mike Brooks

    Umm, I have a question. Why do you have my fiancee’s razor. Where were you this morning?