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The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 5

We’re moving up the “Caption This” Contest by a day, because tomorrow we’ve got our scheduled C-section for our baby boy who’s 10 days past his delivery – prayers are appreciated.

With that, thanks to everyone who entered to win the staggeringly ironic $5.37 cash prize for the weekly “Caption This” Contest!

After consulting with the firm Arthur Anderson to oversee the integrity of the selection process,  a winner has been chosen.

That winner is Blake Atwood see his caption below.

“One of the drawbacks to buying a floor-wheel drive car.”


Congratulations to the victor – who can message me at Facebook or on Twitter with an appropriate email address to send the incredibly generous $5.37 cash prize via Paypal (or as an Amazon e-gift card).

For everyone else who didn’t win last week’s “Caption This” Contest – take heart because it’s time for another round. Here are the rules!

On Fridays I’ll post some kind of amusing, ironic or ambiguous photo that you’re then invited to develop a caption for in the comment section below.

  • Captions will be accepted until the following Friday image is posted, at which time I’ll announce the previous week’s winner.
  • The creator of the funniest, caption will receive an Amazon e-gift card for the princely sum of  $5.37.
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like but each entry must be a separate comment.

As background, why such a randomly specific amount you ask???

I allowed my 8-year old the option of selecting the prize amount – up to $10.00 – and $5.37 was the number she chose (go figure).

Here’s this week’s caption image:

Photo Credit: Creative Commons – Tage3


  • http://realjoeknight.wordpress.com/ Joe Knight

    No way I am losing to that stupid tortoise again!

  • Susan Johnson

    Catch me now you stinkin’ tortoise! Bwahahaha.

  • http://somewiseguy.com/ ThatGuyKC

    After delivering the last of the Easter egg baskets Peter Cottontail takes a little joyride on Irontail’s hog.

  • http://www.blakeatwood.com/ Blake Atwood

    Motorcycles: A hare-raising experience.

  • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

    Whoa, the “Caption This” competition is strong right out of the gate!!! These will be tough to beat – I hope we haven’t peaked???

  • http://www.adjuvancy.com/wordpress Roy A. Ackerman, Ph.D., E.A.

    This bunny can hop…

    BTW, I was hoping Jr would be born today- on the anniversary of my dad’s birth…

    • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

      There’s still time and we’re still hoping for a non-surgical delivery…

  • Sharon M

    This is wheely scary, folks!

  • http://twitter.com/MullerOver Chris Muller

    Bugs Bunny Jr., looking to escape his father’s shadow, took a decidedly rebellious turn in life.

    • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

      Congrats on the win – shot me a quick message on Facebook with your email address so I can get you the prize. I’m sure you’re chomping at the bit for it ;-)

  • http://perichoreticlife.blogspot.com/ Michael

    Here comes Peter Cottontail. Bzzz. Bzzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    Praying for you. Blessings.

  • http://www.eileenknowles.com Eileen

    Catch me if you can, Mr. McGregor!

  • http://www.becomingcliche.wordpress.com/ Heather

    Eat my carrots, loser!

  • Littlebear2

    Looks like somebody’s got a wild hare.