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The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 11

Welcome to another edition of the lowest-cash-award-for-a-photo-caption-contest on the Internet, the $5.37 Caption This Contest!

Thanks to everyone who entered the most recent iteration of the contest last week.

Once again the entries were great – too great. I simply couldn’t decide on my own.

So I took each of the entries to our 8-year old daughter’s Girl Scout troop meeting to let them pick – lucky they were working on their “Humor Merit Badge” that week.

In a unanimous decision, by Girl Scout Troop 537, the winner of the $5.37 Caption This Photo Contest is Chad Jones, check out his pithy yet brilliant reference to “Octomom” Nadya Suleman caption below.

“They call me OctoMow….”

Congratulations to the victor – who can message me at Facebook or on Twitter with an appropriate email address.

That will allow me to send the incredibly generous $5.37 cash prize via Paypal or as an Amazon e-gift card.

For everyone else who didn’t win the “Caption This” Contest – please don’t be discouraged and take heart because it’s time for another round. Here are the rules!

Periodically, I’ll post some kind of amusing, ironic or ambiguous photo that you’re then invited to develop a caption for in the comment section below.

  • Captions will be accepted until the next image is posted, at which time I’ll also announce the previous contest winner.
  • The creator of the funniest, caption will receive an Amazon e-gift card or Paypal deposit for the princely sum of $5.37.
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like but each entry must be a separate comment.

As background, why such a randomly specific cash prize you ask??? I allowed my 8-year old the option of selecting the prize amount – up to $10.00 – and $5.37 was the number she chose (go figure). Here’s this week’s caption image – good luck!!!

Photo Credit: Creative Commons – usurp_devices

  • http://deuceology.wordpress.com Larry Carter

    Kill Bill Gone Wrong

  • Kim

    “I am just a little boy, there is no candy in me!” <>

  • Esther Buzzell

    Who looks fat in their pants now!?

  • http://somewiseguy.com/ ThatGuyKC

    Daddy forgets the birthday pinata for the last time

  • JJ Johnston

    It was at this moment Sam decided the Couples Retreat may not be so beneficial after all…

  • http://www.adjuvancy.com/wordpress Roy A. Ackerman, Ph.D., E.A.

    I always wanted to destroy the pinada!

  • http://www.logan.cc/blog/ Bryan

    This is why you never steal from a woman’s chocolate stash.

  • http://www.logan.cc/blog/ Bryan

    Piñata gangnam style

    • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

      Bryan, I just wanted to let you know that you’ve won this edition of the contest. Email me with your preferred disbursement method – PayPal or Amazon!

  • Laura

    Something was clearly lost in translation. I said, “I want to get a pinata” NOT “I want to BE a pinata!!”

  • http://www.ramblingbarba.com Ken Hagerman

    Yoshi suddenly regretted taking Cultural Sensitvity 101. Who knew he would have to wear a dress?

  • http://www.livefullyblog.com/ Evan Forester

    This is what I get for eating all the candy this morning