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The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 11

Welcome to another edition of the lowest-cash-award-for-a-photo-caption-contest on the Internet, the $5.37 Caption This Contest!

Thanks to everyone who entered the most recent iteration of the contest last week.

Once again the entries were great – too great. I simply couldn’t decide on my own.

So I took each of the entries to our 8-year old daughter’s Girl Scout troop meeting to let them pick – lucky they were working on their “Humor Merit Badge” that week.

In a unanimous decision, by Girl Scout Troop 537, the winner of the $5.37 Caption This Photo Contest is Chad Jones, check out his pithy yet brilliant reference to “Octomom” Nadya Suleman caption below.

“They call me OctoMow….”

Congratulations to the victor – who can message me at Facebook or on Twitter with an appropriate email address.

That will allow me to send the incredibly generous $5.37 cash prize via Paypal or as an Amazon e-gift card.

For everyone else who didn’t win the “Caption This” Contest – please don’t be discouraged and take heart because it’s time for another round. Here are the rules!

Periodically, I’ll post some kind of amusing, ironic or ambiguous photo that you’re then invited to develop a caption for in the comment section below.

  • Captions will be accepted until the next image is posted, at which time I’ll also announce the previous contest winner.
  • The creator of the funniest, caption will receive an Amazon e-gift card or Paypal deposit for the princely sum of $5.37.
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like but each entry must be a separate comment.

As background, why such a randomly specific cash prize you ask??? I allowed my 8-year old the option of selecting the prize amount – up to $10.00 – and $5.37 was the number she chose (go figure). Here’s this week’s caption image – good luck!!!

Photo Credit: Creative Commons – usurp_devices

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  3. Esther Buzzell says:

    Who looks fat in their pants now!?

  4. Daddy forgets the birthday pinata for the last time

  5. JJ Johnston says:

    It was at this moment Sam decided the Couples Retreat may not be so beneficial after all…

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  7. This is why you never steal from a woman’s chocolate stash.

  8. Piñata gangnam style

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  11. This is what I get for eating all the candy this morning

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