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The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 10

Welcome to another edition of the lowest-cash-award-for-a-photo-caption-contest on the Internet, the $5.37 Caption This Contest! Thanks to everyone who entered the most recent iteration of the contest last week. There were so many incredible  entries this time, that I actually submitted the entries as one of the questions on last night's presidential debate - you may have missed that individual issue. The topic was discussed in the green room before both candidates took the stage - the … [Read more...]

The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 9

Welcome to another edition of the lowest-cash-award-for-a-photo-caption-contest on the Internet, the $5.37 Caption This Contest! Thanks to everyone who entered the most recent iteration of the contest last week. There were so many AWESOME entries this time, that I couldn't decide on one myself. So I contacted my local congressional representative who quickly impaneled an independent 50-person task force, which issued its decision in a 200 page report (our tax payer dollars have to be put … [Read more...]

The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 8

Welcome to another edition of the lowest-cash-award-for-a-photo-caption-contest on the Internet, the $5.37 Caption This Contest! Thanks to everyone who entered to win the most recent iteration of the contest a few weeks ago. The competition was tough - so I had one of our longhair, Ragdoll cats walk around the caption entries I had laid out on the floor and the entry that she regurgitated a hairball on would be the winner! That lucky winner was Ken Hagerman see his caption … [Read more...]

The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 7

It's the long awaited return of the lowest-cash-award-for-a-photo-caption-contest on the Internet, the $5.37 Caption This Contest! Thanks to everyone who entered to win the most recent iteration of the contest several weeks ago. The birth of our son in June placed this photo caption contest feature on a hiatus but it's back in the editorial rotation here on The Daily ReTORt. During the respite I tried a new selection process for the winning caption. I printed each of them up and placed … [Read more...]

The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 6

Thanks to everyone who entered to win the staggeringly ironic $5.37 cash prize for the most recent "Caption This” Contest! After consulting with the firm Arthur Anderson to oversee the integrity of the selection process, a winner has been chosen. That winner is Chris Muller see his caption below. Congratulations to the victor – who can message me at Facebook or on Twitter with an appropriate email address to send the incredibly generous $5.37 cash prize via Paypal (or as an Amazon … [Read more...]

The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 5

We're moving up the "Caption This" Contest by a day, because tomorrow we've got our scheduled C-section for our baby boy who's 10 days past his delivery - prayers are appreciated. With that, thanks to everyone who entered to win the staggeringly ironic $5.37 cash prize for the weekly “Caption This” Contest! After consulting with the firm Arthur Anderson to oversee the integrity of the selection process,  a winner has been chosen. That winner is Blake Atwood see his caption … [Read more...]

The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 4

Thanks to everyone who entered to win the princely, yet random, $5.37 cash prize for the weekly “Caption This” Contest! After much consideration and engagement with Hollywood image consultant Rachel Zoe (she is just fabulous)  a winner has been selected for last week’s “Caption This” Contest. That winner is Lisa Stivers see her caption below.   Congratulations to the victor – who can message me at Facebook or on Twitter with an appropriate email address to send the … [Read more...]

The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 3

Thanks to everyone who entered to win the extremely generous, yet random, $5.37 cash prize for the weekly “Caption This” Contest. [EdiTOR's Note: In case you didn't notice, with all the money saved on the weekly cash prize - I sprung for a graphic designer to gin up a spiffy logo icon for the contest.] After much deliberation and consultation with photo experts at Kodak (they've got time on their hands following the company's bankruptcy earlier this year)  a winner has been selected for … [Read more...]

The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 2

Thanks to everyone who entered to win the extremely generous, yet random, $5.37 cash prize for the inaugural "Caption This" Contest. I don't think anyone on the Internet has ever come up with such an idea before of captioning random photos (that might be a complete lie - not sure). Regardless, each of you were an integral part of this history-making Internet event! Unfortunately, as the original Highlander movie taught us all - "There can be only one!" - (and by that I mean one … [Read more...]

The $5.37 “Caption This” Contest: Vol. 1

In the spirit of other popular Friday features here on The Daily ReTORt - such as Wedded Blissters, Conversations With Cleverbot and On the Psychiatric Couch - we're launching a new feature titled The $5.37 "Caption This" Contest. The idea is simple. On Fridays I'll post some kind of amusing, ironic or ambiguous photo that you're then invited to develop a caption for in the comment section below. Captions will be accepted until the following Friday image is posted, at which time I'll … [Read more...]