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I’ve Been Drafted…

Artwork by Wes Molebash @wesdraws.com

It seems I’ve been recruited into a battle of bloggers.

The masterminds of this battle royale are Rob Shepard and Ricky Anderson respectively – who are actually great friends but highly competitive.

In fact, these two guys are so stoked by the thrill of competition – they’ve pooled resources and commisioned an original cartoon drawing of all us blogging “combatants” by the gifted artist Wes Molebash.

[EdiTOR's Note: In the picture  above, I'm depicted on the right hand side, third from the top in the brown tee-shirt with two fiercely-clenched fists.]

I’ve been doled to Team Ricky – although I seriously question the judgement of anyone who would enlist me on their team.

Regardless, in order for Team Ricky to secure its God-given victory – I need help from my readers to visit the All-Star Blogging Challenge post and cast a vote for Team Ricky.

If you’re not convinced – I’ve gone ahead and created a short video to prove to you that Team Ricky is indeed the team of destiny.

I can assure you that a vote for Team Ricky will not be a wasted vote (unlike the vote you’ll cast for either Romeny or Obama in November).

Here are links to my fellow Team Ricky teammates – they are all topshelf bloggers with rapier wit, insightful insight and disarming charm… and all that other jazz. Check ‘em out and don’t forget to vote!!!

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Ricky Anderson 

A gifted, yet diabolically funny writer who spins words into puns and frivolity. While some subscribe to the idea that “Two heads are better than one,” Ricky holds fast to the mantra that “Two sheds are better than one” in true manly-man powertool fashion.

Chad Jones
Chad is an IT guru who lives in Arizona with his wife and two kids. He is a contributor to Not Alone, Alise Wright’s anthology of living with depression.

Jamie Golden
Jamie is the marketing director for a children and family non-profit. She’s also one of the funniest people on the Internet, and slightly obsessed with Nathan Fillian.

Monica Shepherd
Monica is Rob’s wife. She’s the reason he’s functional in life. Monica started blogging a few months ago. If you want to see some of Rob’s funny stories from another perspective, check out her blog.

Amanda Bast
Amanda is Canadian, but we don’t hold it against her. She aspires to be the world’s first sit-down comedian.

Kevin Haggerty
Kevin is an author, husband and soon-to-be father. In fact, he may be a father as you read this. Or this. It’s THAT close. Kevin is a rare breed of writing talent – he’ll make you laugh, think and be challenged.

Renée Shuls-Jacobson
Renée is a teacher, wife and mother. She’s funny and touching. Although not in a creepy way.

THE Joseph Craven
THE Joseph Craven is a man of mystery. He is currently on an international quest for ice cream. He is also the host of the Courtesy Laugh Podcast.

Paul Johnson (The Good Greatsby)
Paul lives in Shanghai with his family. Or maybe it’s somebody else’s family. It’s too far to go fact-check. He produces plays and is a contributor to the Huffington Post. He accepts checks.

Jessica Buttram
Jessica is a trophy wife and mother of two. She will make you laugh, cry and laugh while you’re crying. She’s that good.

  • http://www.robshep.com Rob Shepherd

    I am in trouble now. Come on Acuff give me a tweet!

    • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

      hah, now THAT is comedy!!! BTW, you broke my heart by not picking me for your team Rob. I mean my name is even embedded within your blogging moniker “the transparent pasTOR” – you’ll pay for that transgression!

  • Carolina HeartStrings

    You definitely look like the fiercest one…. Fun to do in a group like that!

    • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

      Rob and Ricky are both great guys!!!

  • http://www.theisleofman.net/ Kevin Haggerty

    Team Ricky is making a comeback. We will take this thing in the bottom of the ninth inning, ala Kirk Gibson.

    • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

      Indeed – Team Ricky will be the mouse that roared!!!

  • http://www.adjuvancy.com/wordpress Roy A. Ackerman, Ph.D., E.A.

    Hmm. I’m just curious if you will be mailing out Voter ID cards or do we have to travel miles to register?

  • http://randomlychad.com Chad Jones

    While Team Rob appears to be the Bane of our existence, Team Ricky will, like the Dark Knight, rise!

  • Mullenann4

    You are the star of the bunch, Tor. I wish you and Team Ricky the best.

  • Ricky Anderson

    Thanks, Tor.

    Clarification: Rob commissioned Wes. Because I’m not sure Wes would let me pay him in high-fives.

  • Donovan

    Tor,

    Let me know when you get to the stage where you throw potatoes and loaves of bread into the crowd. My vote can be pretty hard to come by.

    As an aside, I think that Spock would make superior Secretary of State over Hillary.

    Great video!