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Holiday Edition: $5.37 “Caption This” Photo Contest

537CaptionThis WHITE 300dpiIt’s another installment of the lowest-cash-award-for-a-photo-caption-contest on the Internet, the $5.37 Caption This Contest!

Today’s picture features the jolly old elf himself, but we have some business to attend to first.

Thanks to everyone who entered the most recent iteration of the contest  last week. The winning caption is below.

"OK, look away and tell me if you can feel when he bites."

“OK, look away and tell me if you can feel when he bites.”

Congratulations to the victor – Bryan – who can message me at Facebook or on Twitter with an appropriate email address.

That will allow me to send the incredibly confounding $5.37 cash prize via Paypal or as an Amazon e-gift card.

For everyone else who didn’t win the “Caption This” Contest – please don’t be discouraged and take heart because it’s time for another round. Here are the rules!

Periodically, I’ll post some kind of amusing, ironic or ambiguous photo that you’re then invited to develop a caption for in the comment section below.

  • Captions will be accepted until the next image is posted, at which time I’ll also announce the previous contest winner.
  • The creator of the funniest, caption will receive an Amazon e-gift card or Paypal deposit for the princely sum of $5.37.
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like but each entry must be a separate comment.

As background, why such a randomly specific cash prize you ask??? I allowed my 8-year old the option of selecting the prize amount – up to $10.00 – and $5.37 was the number she chose (go figure).

Here’s this week’s holiday-themed caption image – good luck!!!

Photo Credit: Creative Commons - bayat

Photo Credit: Creative Commons – bayat

  • http://deuceology.wordpress.com Larry Carter

    Get off that thing!!! Whoever heard of a a skinny Santa???

    • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

      Awesome Deuce!

  • http://twitter.com/JeffLorow Jeff Lorow

    “Oh no, this velvet suit is NOT moisture-wicking!”

    • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

      Brilliant!!!

  • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

    awesome

  • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

    hah, nice one Ken!

  • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

    loved this!

  • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

    good one Jon!

  • http://www.thedailyretort.com/ TorConstantino

    Joe – the “again” made we howl over this submission. Nice one!